Mojo Monkeys Discography: Swerve On

Swerve On
2. beat bus driver
3. swerve on
4. little javelina
5. if i were gone
6. all the wrong things
7. argyle & selma
8. about to get gone
9. ride your pony
10. tuscaloosa maybe
11. two shots
guitars: billy watts
bass: taras prodaniuk
drums: david raven
keyboards: phil parlapiano
pedal steel on ’tuscaloosa maybe” and “two shots” marty rifkin
photography: steve payne
layout: buck ae downe and david raven
Swerve On Lyrics
tuscaloosa, maybe
alabama’s where i got on the bus with you
tuscaloosa’s where you said that you loved me 2
alabama, baby..tuscaloosa, maybe
git on the bus with:somebody new
mississippi, oh, lord, i love you too.
warm and fertile like the ma gave birth to you
miiiiiississippi, baby..tuscaloosa, maybe.
git on the bus with: somebody new
carolina, what a beauty to behold
nothin finer than to have you in the fold
carolina, baby, tuscaloosa, maybe
git on the bus with: somebody new
you know i got a lot of loving,
for everything that’s southern
especially all you southern girls
it’s good to see you grow up
and get on the bus with rosa
welcome to a wide new world
louisiana, you got my heart & it’s torn in 2.
lotsa lovin for my laughing lupe loo.
lousiana, baby.. tuscaloosa, maybe
git on the bus with:somebody new
corpus christie, you got a body that just won’t quit
curvy long and lovely
topped with a wicked wit
corpus christie, baby
tuscaloosa maybe
get on the bus with:
alabama, louisiana, texarkana, tuscaloosa
get on the bus with
somebody new
2 shots
gimme one, gimme two, shots of your love
i ain’t had no loving for a week and a half
so, i’ll do the shooting, and you do the math
gimme one, gimme two, shots of your love
i been traveling baby, for so long
saving up my love for you
i’m unraveling, baby, so come on
i know you been lonely, too
i been traveling baby, all alone
11 days out on the road
i’m unraveling, baby, so come on
i’m horny as a billy goat
i ain’t had no lovin for a week and a half
so, i’ll do the shooting, dispense with the math
gimme one, gimme two, shots of your love
ven
get gone
there’s bus leaving here at 8:09
just this once, i’m gonna be on time
where it’s going, i don’t care
destination anywhere, i’m gone
tired of being wrong
you know i got to quit
can’t put up with it
it’s been way too long
i’m about to get gone
it may be macon and it might be nome
just as long as its far from home
bakersfield or hackensack
i’m leaving now and i won’t be back cause i’m gone
tired of being wrong
i tried hard to fit
now i’m over it
it’s been way too long
i’m about to get gone
time to roll away the stone
maybe i’m better off alone
i know that said that i’m done before
this time, girl, it’s for sure, that i’m gone
tired of being wrong
i tried hard to fit
now i’m over it
i’m about to get gone
beat bus driver
hey.. sweet thang, i like the way you move
i been watchin you, while layin down this groove
you haven’t noticed me, so won’t you turn around?
but i know you feel it, this beat i’m layin down
i’m the beat bus driver. i got you rollin now
i’m not gonna rush, but i won’t slow down
hey.. good lookin, now i see you looking at me
now we cookin, stirrin up somethin sweet
i got your back babe, and so much more
welcome to the beat bus, so glad you got on board
i’m the beat bus driver. and we rollin now
i’m not gonna rush, but i won’t slow down
hey.. i like it, how you burnin up the floor
it’s gettin hot in here, somebody open the door
this bus is rockin, so keep your arms and hands inside
but you can swing that booty, this bus is plenty wide
i’m the beat bus driver. i got you rollin now
i’m not gonna rush, but i won’t slow down
swerve on
papa got his swerve on
he’s got his swerve on
it’s good to see him having fun
papa done put down his gun
and got his swerve on
come on and sing along
papa says “this ain’t how i planned it.
how we got here i just don’t know”
papa there ain’t no understanding
how bout for just one night, let it go
papa got his swerve on
he’s got his swerve on
papa’s got a hungry of soul
tempers it with self control
but tonight, he’s going long
come on and swerve along
papa’s got his swerve on
he’s got his swerve on
papa, lay your pain aside
healing takes a lot of time
so get your swerve on
come on and dance along
all the wrong things
been doing all the wrong things for all the right reasons
my heart is on fire but my head is freezing
been drinking holy water from a poison well
go ahead and tell me that i’m going to hell
i’m a little bit odd but i’m about to get even
doing all the wrong things for all the right reasons
i know.. i’m out a little too far
but i was rocking like the who for about a half a bar
i know.. i’m ‘bout to end up dead
but i won’t be lonely, all my friends will be there
but in the meantime i don’t care
i’m doing all the wrong things for all the right reasons
my heart is on fire but my head is freezing
drinking holy water from a poison well
my sister tells me that i’m going to hell
i’m just a little bit odd but i’m about to get even
doing all the wrong things for all the right reasons
i know you think i’m doing it wrong
i’m all revved up in neutral, but not for long
i know you think i ain’t got a prayer
i don’t know where i’m going, but i’m gonna get there
and, in the meantime, i don’t care
i’m doing all the wrong things for all the right reasons
ride your pony
ride your pony, get on your pony and ride
we gonna ride:
way out west where the grass is green
california you know what i mean
new york city and detroit too
on to new orleans the home of the blues
ride yo pony. get on your pony and ride
strap on your pistol
now shoot
we gonna ride:
to st. louis where the girls are pretty
atlanta g.a.what a swinging city
got to make chicago that’s for sure
now, move on to baltimore
ride yo pony. get on your pony and ride
now draw yo pistol
now shoot
song for the muse
i lay my heart on the line
i lay my pearls before swine
thought i did everything right
i pulled until it was tight
were you too busy for me?
or just feeling hornery
you might have been on the rag
left me holding… an empty bag
did all i thought i should do
thank you, muse. this song is for you.
i feel so dumb
when nothing comes
this song is about …nothing
put on my sunday school suit
shat, shaved, & shined my shoes
worked my fingers down to the bone
i got all wired and stoned
i went fishing with bait on my hook
got a couple of nibbles, but no fish to cook
you had me climbing the walls
then left me blue in the balls
you’ve been so good in the past
tell you what, you can kiss my ass.
sometimes you so kind
to throw me a bone
you string me along
then leave me alone with . . . .. nothing
i put my hand to the plough
i tried to milk that cow
i don’t know what else i could do
thank you, muse. this son is for you.
when nothing comes, then nothing comes
this song is about nothing
little javelina
my my little javalina
every man got to have her
unless he haven’t seen her
she got the suitors lined up
all the way to altadena
but she’s my my my little javalina
when she goes down to montebello
all fellas go whoo
she’s got em all hot
up in alhambra, too
the boys from boyle heights,
they all say she’s fine, but
good luck lads… little javelina is mine
she’s my my little javelina
she got big brown eyes
and blood red lips
she got a wild way of walking
watch her swing those hips
with her betty paige bangs
and her polka dot dress
she drives me wild
sometimes i take her to the track
up at santa anita
everybody stop and stare
all the jockeys wanna meet her
down in san gabriel on valley boulevard
the cholos turn their heads
and they stop their cars and say:
my my my little javelina